• me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: *plays music*

curvynerdywordy:

rosarund:

One of the best posts in existence.

Reblog every time. :)

(Fuente: inourfamilyportrait)

alessandroscocciapappagallo:

Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

Mas Simpsons aqui

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Fuente: theparamores)

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

(Fuente: mgustave)

somesaint:

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

i will defend the faith goin down swingin…

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Fuente: leekx)

"De pronto me arrepentí de haber llegado a esos extremos, con mi costumbre de analizar indefinidamente hechos y palabras."

Ernesto Sábato, El Túnel. (via poesiaespanol)